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Q: Why do old, ugly Chinese women approach me in public places?
Do they think I'm sexy?
Maybe they're waiting for you to finish your drink so they can have the empty plastic bottle.
earthizen:
hahahaha........not only out of breath but also rolling on the floor
Nope; or maybe, but for sure because they all think you are rich ! 
RandomGuy:
Even wealthy Chinese still think that all Foreigners are secretly super rich, relatives of mine are persuaded that I just play the poor guy, I'm not actually poor, but I am when compared to them. This is ridiculous.
Perhaps they think you are are a perfect match. 
Sorry, Just kidding !! 
It is better to try and fail, than not to try at all.
Give them credit for trying at least .
I am a happily married man.. but there is one petite little lady, that mops and washes the floors around my place, that I think is a real sweetheart... and I think she likes me too. odd as hell..... not sure how old she is...I am 59 and if it weren't for my gigantic beer belly, could pass for 10 years younger. tough to guesstimate the age of this little lady. looks so sweet, could be 35, or maybe 65, who knows......... I like her smile and almost daily good morning at the elevator or in the halls.....sweet young/old lady!!!
Chhris:
So in 1 year you won't qualify for a Z visa. What will you do then?
The same reason young hot Chinese women approach me in public (not Vicky types...actual hot young Chinese girls)....
They are enamored with the bulge in my pants and they heard that us westerners actually like to satisfy women, unlike like local men.
It's hard to say no to so many hot YCG's but I cant schtuff them all.
It's upsetting that I am only seen as a sex object and not appreciated for my compassion and intelligence...or the content of my character.
Im Jelous that I didn't come up with this post first
Well played Sir
hahahahaha........let me catch my breath.....my guesses are,
1. They don't share your views (of them), in fact the opposite
2. It is not about you.....it is about your ________ (fill in the blanks, something to do with paper)
3. They followed their national anthem to the tee, including the part about bombs....
4. It is not about them, it is about their grandson/daughter who needs some free english classes, or is about to go abroad and if you aren't interested you may know someone who is, i.e. your guanxi network is usable
Maybe they're waiting for you to finish your drink so they can have the empty plastic bottle.
earthizen:
hahahaha........not only out of breath but also rolling on the floor
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan,
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What d'ya think about that?
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
