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Q: Why has Godzilla never attacked China?

 Godzilla only stomps the Japanese? Is Godzilla Chinese?

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National Geographic did a 2 hour documentary on Godzilla and the conclusion was that it was impossible for Godzilla to make it deep into China as it is too difficult to cross roads. 

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Godzilla, if I remember correctly, only likes to kick butt and chew sushi. There's not enough sushi in China for Godzilla, so he does not visit.

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HE DOES WANT FOOD POISONING

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Godzilla refused to go to China. She said there's no way anybody is going to get me to act like a dancing monkey!

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