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Q: Why me again ?

Well after a long flight we are back in the Middle Kingdom..its been 2 years not long enough
We uselessly go to the far northeast just South of Harbin but this year we are just above Nantong.
The diet is different also.
Instead of pork dishes it is Sea food on the menu.
Alcohol is just as crap but when in Rome...
After riding in cars it's the closest thing im going to find as a seditive .
The Nephew gets married tomorrow night so maybe their will be some stories of limb loss to talk about.
Since ive had to come back here you lot can suffer to for the next 3 weeks.
So heads up for rants raves general bitching .
Sorry in advance.

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Well that was quick....im out of this shithole for good.
Lasted 6 days and im done.
The wife can stay her remaining 2 weeks but im gone .

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You and your family, are you 淺藍 Cheen Lam or 深藍 Sum Laam ? 

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dude,,, totally motivated!    I did it once in 14yrs,,,fly to the other side of the planet and back....  (Texas),, yeah, I know ur in from Kangaroo-land,,, but same difference.....

 

rants, raves, totally to be expected,,,  u wouldn't be normal if u din't,,,  haha,,, anybody who has been here as long as us (the weirdos who keep posting on ecc)know what I mean...

 

anyway,,,  huan ying hui jia xiong di, huan ying hui jia....

    

icnif77:

What does it mean ... ?

 

I forgot Mandarin completely 'cause I am intensively practising 9-tones Cantonese .. at the moment.  

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Icnf ...DD is just welcoming back to this Planet.

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icnif77:

I know, Dude was using translator. He isn't fluent  same as moi ... 

9-tones ... am at the 5th tone right now ... he he

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Lanzhou la mian yi ga yi ji dan hu da suan.    haha,,,  that's about the extent of my putonghua.....   thk goodness for baidu!  

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One of the toughest things about reintegrating into the Western Hemisphere - the alcohol actually contains alcohol. 

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How come you arnt using your other account ?

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I only have the one account, which is more than I probably should have. 

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yes, the keystone still taste like Coors, made in the same plant, but I know it's not fake,

 

I have gain some weight in the 2 weeks back so far,  german chocolate cake, Dr. Pepper and all kinds of cheese, Life is good again. My 5 year old daughter was just astounded by having a clean water fountain to drink from at the American school.

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Well that was quick....im out of this shithole for good.
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The wife can stay her remaining 2 weeks but im gone .

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