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Q: Would you rather defend yourself from 50 Chinese men the size of ducks...
or a duck the size of 2 Chinese men?
I would rather not post details, but… I ran into a situation involving ducks armed with Chinese men.
Lets see. Ducks are pretty good at ducking and diving, and lets face it... they are quackers.
Should be easy to subdue a duck tho, just hold an egg above your head and shout " Don't ducking move or the ducking chick gets it !!!!"
Only problem is, I can't speak duck. But hey, I can't speak Chinese either. But on balance, I would prefer to be faced with the big duck. My MIL would soon clips it's wings and have it in the (big) wok 
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'Cmon, give us some duck details
icnif77:
Yes, buTT....I cannot use too much shortenings (without explanations) on this site.
Did you know that ducks have projectile corkscrew penises that are longer than their bodies? If they were the size of Chinese men, they could probably decapitate us instantly with their penises.
So... I'd rather fight 50 Chinese men the size of ducks than get decapitated by bird dicks.
Mateusz:
Getting decapitated by bird dick is a genre of porn in Japan, I'm sure.
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Lets see. Ducks are pretty good at ducking and diving, and lets face it... they are quackers.
Should be easy to subdue a duck tho, just hold an egg above your head and shout " Don't ducking move or the ducking chick gets it !!!!"
Only problem is, I can't speak duck. But hey, I can't speak Chinese either. But on balance, I would prefer to be faced with the big duck. My MIL would soon clips it's wings and have it in the (big) wok .
Would I get to eat the duck? Finally,,,,, get meat. 
ScotsAlan:
I want it's "cul de canard" feathers.
They are the small whispy feathers from around it's preen gland. They are worth big money to fishers who tie fishing flies. Well, big money per kilo anyway
TedDBayer:
I'd rather have a chicken costume anyway, nobody takes a duck seriously, but a dancing chicken, yeah baby.
coineineagh:
dibs on the giant corkscrew penis. it's for bragging rights, not consumption or "other". i'd like to honestly say "i have a penis that …"
TedDBayer:
You could just buy the condom.
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/OEM-natural-latex-condoms-giant-corkscrew_466400524.html
I would take one duck the size of 2 Chinese men, Just imagine the barbecue, with a bonus winter bed cover.
are the ducks cooked or live? I am pretty sure the smurfs either way.
