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Q: You know you have been in China too long when.........?
Ok I'll start....
You can beat anyone at liar's dice...even the seasoned KTV girls or bar hostesses or even bar managers.
You know push up padded bras so well that you can guess with 100% accuracy the size of breasts regardless of the facade.
OK your turn...
When all you do is go to KTV bars guessing,the size of girls breast
TedDBayer:
I'm going to have to go to a KTV. I met a girl that was a dancer in one.
When you never look above the waist lines, while looking for crap on the sidewalk.
well,, this may sound a bit fuuny, but,,,,,,,,,, this evening I went to a western pub,, ordered a meal.... came with western utensils. Knife and fork.. hehe,, using them felt sooooo awkward,,, like kuaizi all those years ago... I could barely fkn use that knif n fork,, but didn't wanna tell the waiter,, chopsticks pls. funny thing was that the food more suited towards chops....
When the validity of the logic actually seems to make sense.
When you know all the bus routes subway routes and start to sing in the rain
When you start to reach for calculators to add together 20 and 25 like the locals do. Then redo the calculation just in case you made a mistake the first time.
....you are back home in the West, at a fancy restaurant and you cannot fathom why people are staring at you just because you called out "fuwuyuan!"
when you try to sell ticket to see a dog and u pass it as a lion or viceversa...
when you try to honk only to realize you are driving a shopping trolley
When someone asks how you deal with the pollution over here and you reply "China is great you insolent dog! There. Is. No. Pollution".
You see a none Chinese person walk towards you on the street and you shout Wàiguó rén then stare...
When you can remember your QQ number and recall it instantly on demand.
When you attach fluffy objects to your mobile phone.
When you let your best friend sit on your knee on the bus.
When you buy a pair of spectacles without lenses.
When you polish the leaves on the pot plant in the office.
When you start beating the living daylights out of the computer keyboard because the system takes more than five seconds to load.
