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Q: HOW CAN I GET A CHINESE WIFE?

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5 years 21 weeks ago in  Relationships - Qingdao

 
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First, ask if a woman is married, if yes then you have found a Chinese wife. What did you want to find one for? This shouldn't be difficult, married women are every where. Why did you have to ask such a childish troll question?

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You sure seem like a keeper. Total classy.

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Try using Momo instead of Wechat.  

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You're a romantic, I feel it. How about a mail-order bride ?
http://www.rosebrides.com/chinese-brides.html
 

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Ah, feeling the visa crunch are you?
Try the Used GF/Taitai Market in your city.

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Find a girl, propose, repeat if necessary.

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Good Luck Gilbert, don't see this one turning out well for you 

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Why are you so desperate?  Wait some time and see what is out there.  I waited more than one year to get a gf in China.  I observed a lot of  nice girls, and picked the right one for me.

You are setting yourself up to be used and abused.  The easy part is getting a Chinese gf or bf.  The hard part is getting one you want to spend many years with.

Some of the female teachers where I work get followed around by guys a few times a year.  Don't be a creep or a stalker.

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Get yourself plain T-shirt, and print in front : 'I'm looking for wifey!' in Chinese characters.

On the back of the T-shirt, you should print same message in English.

 

It would be wise, to get yourself bodyguard, when you're wearing T-shirt!

I can help you out, if you'll have any 'leftovers'!

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Have you tried changing your name "Gilbert"?

 

Something about that name is universally unattractive... 

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a bunch of horny dogs

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Here's how:
1) House
2) Car
3) Ring, fancy party, some paperwork. Gifts are a bonus, but only strictly necessary until the paperwork is completed.

Then she's your property to use or abuse as you please. Welcome to China.

Those of us without the full checklist have to be a bit more submissive, but it's still possible.

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First, always act confident ... oh forget it.

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This thread could really use some girly perspective.  Mine is simple:

 

BE FUN, SINCERE, AND LOVING, but guard against any sign of a green-card-driven marriage. 

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First, ask if a woman is married, if yes then you have found a Chinese wife. What did you want to find one for? This shouldn't be difficult, married women are every where. Why did you have to ask such a childish troll question?

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Might be going out on a limb here, but have you tried talking to and getting to know one?

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Write in all capitals. Oh wait, you already did that.

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Money.  And an iPad.  And not being a loser will help a lot too.

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Seriously, Chinese women aren't trophies. Women aren't trophies. They're human beings with hopes, dreams, etc., just like the rest of us. Talk to them, get to know them, etc. If you're looking for a slave, you won't find one in China.

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Stop asking "how to get a Chinese wife" could improve your chances but

you know - you never know!!! 

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Find one that wants to marry you.  It is that easy.  Bonus, if they are divorced or a single mom no Chinese guy will go near them, even though there is a shortage of women here.  If you are open minded,  ok looking, have a steady job and are not creepy you should find some one to fit for you. 

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There is a company in Guangdong that can make you a wife. I am sure many Chinese will tell you how rubbery she looks. Just avoid the times she feels a little deflated and you'll be fine together. wink

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Just be yourself, but if that isn't working......

well hold up a bank card and say i am available to a bunch of women in the mall you will get one... (lol , jokingdevil)

Seriously , make friends , get to know some girls and then ask one. simple as that , then have fun going through the ritual of tradition.

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Just whip your dick out and tell her rides are free on Saturdays.

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www.taobao.com I believe this website has everything you could possibly need.

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Funny questions............but...if you are a 'Soldier'...than you are not in a good situation,,,,,as most girls wont marry a soldier because the life style sucks for them.  The girls who do marry a soldier do it for the money or i should say stable money, even though small, but best of all youre not around to bother them....basically, only marry for the money....

wait until your not  a soldier than marry,,,why be married if you cant spend a lot of time with your wife.????

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