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Q: How do we settle this?
So crimo thinks Hugh is a chinaman, and I kind if think so too. How do we settle this:
1.) meet in Peoples Square for a gun shootout? (oh wait, nobody has guns in China)
2.) post pictures of their girlfriend and whoever has the hottest girlfriend is not a chinaman? (Automatic loser if you have chinese girlfriend U-G-L-Y [you know the rest of the song])
3.) spelling contest (srs)
4.) rice cooking contest (whoever can make the best rice is a chinaman)
Which one should it be?
11 years 29 weeks ago in Relationships - China
I think that we should meet in Harbin, during the month of February, and have them both, bare chested, fight it out with knives in their right hands and their left hands tied together. Dont blame me, Michale Jacksons Video "Beat It" made a very big impression on me when I was in junior high....
badtroll:
Firstly, thanks for dating yourself and secondly not a bad idea but only if we can put it on Youku.
GuilinRaf:
Of course! Both yourku AND Yutube!!!!
As for dating myself, well, I have never made it a secret that I am a 45 year old expat....
Cheers!
Can't say I agree with #2, I think even ugly Chinese women look cute. I think generally Chinese women look more exotic than other Asians. I've gone out with 2 Koreans, been to Thailand, but many Chinese women are just OMG.
I think a scooter race would be good, or maybe beer pong, if I had to choose it would be beer chuging, never been beat but that was years ago, 10 beers first one to #6 wins.
GuilinRaf:
I dunno Ted, seems like you have a preference for the Chinese "Senoritas"?
TedDBayer:
I'm phucked, got yellow fever bad. Try peeling a few, see if you think thye're ugly?
Well I know Hugh. Recommended him to this site. And if he's Chinese he does a very good impression of an Englishman, that's all I can say. He's surly but polite, a gentleman but always has one fist clenched ready to smack you with and a bull-dog bark that could bite your head off, plain speaking though still manages to be eccentric, always punctual and has really, really bad teeth.
Ok, that last one's not true, but i've heard tell about us Brits and our teeth.
Huge checked out ok
Either that or the Chinese Intelligent Agency (CIA)
has surpass it's self in fake foreigners
or the real deal
as for the rest of you wantabee Pom's the jury is still out
crimochina:
if he did checkout, (or stop using that account) it wasn't due to me. another poster pointed out one of his chinglish mistakes.
in truth i believe hugh , martian, and loke are the same. with other accounts used to make foreigners look like vile racists.
if a foreigner posed as a chinese person to talk about how china is all bad and usa is all right i would give them the same treatment. that is insulting and crosses the line. some people disagree i respect that. but when i see garbage like "why doesnt china have graffiti?" i can't let that slide. i am also an understanding person, i understand that paid commentators have a job to do, i do not want to interfere with that. but do not insult my intelligence, do not blindly insult other countries while claiming to be from one of those countries. do not insult posters who go out of their way to be polite and respectful. (if you want to insult me, good. i understand i deserve it my posts are not sugar coated)
Now a humorous look at your post
1.) meet in Peoples Square for a gun shootout? (oh wait, nobody has guns in China)
nobody has guns in china, speak for yourself. I'm american there is always a way.
2.) post pictures of their girlfriend and whoever has the hottest girlfriend is not a chinaman? (Automatic loser if you have chinese girlfriend U-G-L-Y [you know the rest of the song])
how about a contest to see how many girls we can pull in a night?
3.) spelling contest (srs)
have you read any of my posts??? i forefeight 
4.) rice cooking contest (whoever can make the best rice is a chinaman)
i can cook some damn good rice!!!!!!!!! especially stir fry
mArtiAn:
C'mon Crimo, WHAT is wrong with asking the question "Why doesn't china have graffiti?" I MEANT that, i'm a big fan of graffiti. I think that Banksy is 'the' artist of our time, and I don't see 'any' scrawls or tags around at all. Nothing. At least none good enough to stick in my head. I MEANT THAT QUESTION HONESTLY!!!!!
Do not blindly insult other countries while claiming to be from one of those countries? What can I say, I AM from England, I grew up in north London. I admit I made the mistake of using Loke's 'mirror' trick and picking on the states when in an argument with American posters sometimes, but it doesn't sit right with me so I point out the faults of my own country straight after. I can do that, it's MY country.
Why not take me up on the QQ IQ test? Might be a laugh.
Do not insult posters who go out of their way to be polite and respectful? Well that's just it, isn't it? If I found your posts polite and respectful, I wouldn't say a damn thing. Most of the time I DON'T say a damn thing because most of the time you're fine. It's just sometimes, like the other day with that 'piss, shit and bile' post.
Crimo, i'm really tired of this 'us and them' theme here. Like i've said, this forum is not a place to just go when you want to nod your head all the time, there are bound to be disagreements. I personally favour polite discussion and don't appreciate being called a liar, again, and again, and again, and again, and again, but there's clearly nothing I can do about that. I - HOLD - YOU - NO - ILL - WILL. Nor anyone else on this site. Lar, I disagree with sometimes but he has good taste in movies with his choice of avatars. Ooh! Avatar! I just got that! The Dude too as i'm a massive fan of both Cameron and the Coens (James Cameron and the Coen brothers). Haha, that sound like it could be an American sitcom in fact: Cameron and the Coens. The story of a young American boy, adopted and raised by a couple of Hasidic Jews, to hilarious consequences.
Mr Coen: Cameron, m'boy, switch off that television, don't you know that not using electronics on the Sabbath is a mitzvah?
Cameron: But this is my favourite show, Dad! They get famous designers to sneak into people's houses when they're away and re-fit their bathrooms and kitchens. It's called 'House Fits'.
Mrs Coen: CAMERON!
Haha, NOW who's the vile one? You take me wayyy too seriously, mate. As I guess I do you. Peace.
crimochina:
that is the same as asking why doesn't china have traffic accidents.
like i said i know you have a job to do . do your job but stay in line. and i won't undercut what you are trying to do. i have 10 questions ready to post that the prop dept won't like.
mArtiAn:
Haha, 'stay in line'? Stay in line? You f**king cheeky, ignorant c**t. And 10 questions, eh? 10 questions. Someone just hand you those, did they? Are you sure it's not YOU that's working for the propaganda department?
