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anonymous
Q: post your anonymous confessions
Half the time I use a squat-toilet, I miss.
I fake not knowing any Chinese just to hear what people say about me.
I feel self-conscious about eating with my fingers instead of spitting out the bones and shells like the locals.
now your turn....
When I see an especially pretty girl on the street, I make sure she is looking, and then I stick my tongue out and...lick my eyebrows.
I have bought myself a hard hat and pair of sun glasses in case armageddon should occur on the 21st.
Nice try Crimochina and you didn't have to mention that you miss the toilet half the time that's just gross dude! 
"I pity the fool'!!
I have grown to prefer using kuaizi over western utensils... (except for soup 
)
woop woop
I am not actually a dog wearing a tie.
bill8899:
Now you're a pig with gloves and a jacket?
Transform much?
I like the blue jacket, it's you!
I had sex with my GF and her colleague in the PSB on the same day......and in that same day i met them both with my GF's father for dinner and everyone was smiling and enjoying the meal......Guess no one had any idea of what happened that day.....
I dropped the shoulder (ever so slightly) and braced when the old lady made a bee line for the front of the bus queue. I even felt guilty when she bounced 4 yards off me!
I actually like Kchur and a few others around here.
I confess that I an not clever enough to post a humorous confession and I'm too boring to post a true yet somewhat humorous confession.
I was worse than Charlie Sheen (Harper) before my current gf
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wildcat77:
My favorite quote of him is （One day A guy will have to choose whether he wants to be loved or to get laid）.
Anytime I see someone wearing glasses frames without lenses, I think "This person should not be trusted to make important decisions"
I don't understand why someone would need a tablet AND smartphone.
They both do all the exact same things.
I not so anonymously confess to despising anonymous posts. make up a name dammit
And while my avatar thing sort of suggest, never give up, I gave up a long time ago!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time I try to make instant noodles, they end up burnt.
I barfed into a trashcan while a homeless person was trying to pull recycle bottles out of it.
