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Q: What do you find yourself saying ten times a day?
For me it has to be (in my best Crocodile Dundee voice) "Get out the road, dopey!" Although there is (of course) a BCD version of that, but i've already had four or five posts removed this week so i'll tone it down. The edited version goes something like "You dumb #&%@# peckerwood!!! *%*&#%&* a duck's %$#&*%*# and %&#$#&@%* thumb up your &%$#@* for brains!!! #&*%$%#* low-down %&@%#$*&%&*@ one of these days!!! $@#%&*@%#$# a hob-nail boot @*#%&#* Dijibouti *%#$$@&*$%# Grace Kelly $&*#@*%# you and your #&$%@*%# tiny penis!!!" But that's only when i'm really mad.
There's also the usual stuff; the, "I'm a teacher" / "Yes, I married a Chinese woman" / "Sure, I love Chinese food" / "No, i've never made love to a chicken" / "Hurry, put your clothes on, that's my wife at the door, hide the chicken" stuff we all say, day in and day out, but i'm too tired to remember it all. It's time for bed.
Anything you find yourself saying repeatedly, on a loop; just day after day, after day, after day, after day?
I say fucking hell a lot
and now my son says it,i say it without really thinking about it as it just comes out
'Kill them all'.
Vyborg:
Now there's an article about a 5 year old in America.....
I must have said it once too often...
'no why'
sorrel:
i know this particular comment has been banned - but i still use it.........
philbravery:
Now there is a idea for Admin ,replace the Jackets with something use full like t-shirts with a relevent message but I bet it would be in Chinglish 
TedDBayer:
How about Admin giving custom printed T-shirts maybe with eChina logo. I need more ''Ted Was Here'' ones printed.
Fu*&%ng idiot, mei you li mao!
Learn to drive!
Stupid C%^t!
mArtiAn:
"Duo kan lu" was one I used to shout, again and again. Now I tend to laugh it off more, though I must call road-users "F**king monkey" under my breath AT LEAST ten times a day. Maybe twenty.
hiddenjelly:
Ah! I also use that one (Fu&^ing Monkey). I'd just woke up when I wrote the post so I hadn't warmed up today!
I have a 'loop' of F@ck you...F@ck off...F@cking moron... I can't turn it off ! ( and don't want to - it's my therapy ).
Scandinavian:
ah, see this is your problem. you need to add "Shut the f@ck" up" to you loop
teggsnose:
Agreed...especially when some goon is screaching down the phone !
HUSH LITTLE BABY, DON'T SAY A WORD; DADDY'S GONNA SMASH YOU A MOCKINGBIRD.
AND IF THAT MOCKINGBIRD DON'T DIE; DON'T ASK WHY.
'CAUSE DADDY'S JUST GONNA SAY 'NO WHY'
Ha ha! Original question. The F word, of course. And not only 10 times. About a 100. Or maybe a 1,000? Fuck if I know. 1,001 times...?
My life was easier when my cambodian girlfriend is around. How i miss the homemade soap I make that leaves me skin so baby soft. Only $5000 more to qualify for an investment visa to Brazil. Oh how I am having Brazil withdrawls. WIll the Amazon jungle wait for me? Why doesn't Argentina cry when I leave her. Dear God if you love me please allowing me not to wake up tomorrow is life is worse then hell.
Where did my posts go? What happened to that question that made me laugh so I answered it? Why does this happen anytime ECC starts looking interesting again?
I say fucking hell a lot
and now my son says it,i say it without really thinking about it as it just comes out
Why is the Rum gone ?
ambivalentmace:
Nice question
What was the joke from my childhood?
kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.
I find myself saying "no" or "may oh", and "any questions" every day. and of course "nevermind".
"What the actual f**K??
Stiggs:
The hell of it is, it doesn't seem to matter how long you stay in China, you still find yourself regularly having that same reaction.
Hell, at least life is interesting and bemusing.
like cooter,,, I got the habit of that modern-way speak that caught on somewhere in the US in the past 10 yrs, that is uttering the abbreviation,,, I say,,,, WTF?
I think it sounds pretty cool and it expresses just what I'm thinking..... WTF?
like today,I had to give up a Serious WTF... location- outdoor market,,, so, yeah,, the nongmin,,, but still,,,, some old guy did a 'hack-my-lungs-out and blow a giant wad on the pathway' like the ol' boy was going for The Gold in The Gross Olympics,,, Judges awarded a Solid 10/10.
Douglas.H.Brown:
"The gross olympics" Thanks for that laugh. My computer monitor is now wearing my coffee!
