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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Any idea(r)s?

10 years 22 weeks ago in  Health & Safety - Kunming

 
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I could tell you but then I would have to .... well, drink with you until you forgot again. Thank the CCP for protecting you against this knowledge. 

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I know!surprise....partially...

 

I believe, his name was Captain Nemo, title of the book is something around '20 000 miles or km below the Sea'.

 

I have extremely bad memory for the names, however my 'face recognition/memory' bordering on 'photographic'. Imagine, when I'm hitting on the girl, and she tells me her name.......half an hour later, I MUST go again: 'What is your name?'. Same happened next day or a year later. I guess, that's why I'm single.

 

No help from Y!, either! It doesn't load for full answer!

icnif77:

My Y! is blast! Again!

Gil Verne, 'french-fries-guy', book with title 'Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea' and 'more'…... 'books', not 'leagues'angel

10 years 22 weeks ago
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Scandinavian:

Google lists so many answers your scroll finger will hurt. 

10 years 22 weeks ago
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icnif77:

You need PNV for GOOG!

'cmon, maybe Riri can't see keyboard too close. Big 'upper' head and 'Eppur si muove'.

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Lord_hanson:

ah, captain Nemo. I believe they made a movie about him.Finding Nemo

10 years 3 days ago
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icnif77:

I think title was 'Riri was drunk'

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Chairman Spongemao?

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Is mayonnaise a music instrument ?

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'Gender equality':

 

'When women and men will be truly equal?'

…when sometimes, I go out by myself…..want you come over…..I'll finish singing later (when Riri sober-up), after I tell you an A to a riddle!

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Dunno but I heard you can bury a pineapple straight in the ground by the green leafy part (upside down) and it will turn into a pineapple tree.

If you turn a pineapple upside down it is like a spaceship.

If you look at a pineapple from below it will stare back with its pineapple eye.

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PoriferaPete TriangularTrousers?

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Living in a pineapple under the sea typifies the inherent decadence in Western culture.

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