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Q: How do I find the maximum amount of women that want to marry me?

Last time I came to China I was met by a disappointing crowd of one woman waitng to meet me at the airport. She wants to marry me and it takes me two days to get rid of her. Next time I want the number to be larger. I want more stalkers around my hotel. There weren't enough evening girls waiting for me either. Do I have to post adds in papers to get the attention I deserve? What gives? I thought Chinese women loved us rich white dudes? Or are they just lazy? I get more attention going for grociers at home. 
 edit: Now I get it, I never shopped for grociers in China, because I couldn't find a good store. That's probably what is wrong?

12 years 18 weeks ago in  Relationships - China

 
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Can you speak /write some Chinese. Set up a weibo account and advertise yourself over there. It has over 200 million users. Weibo is a Chinese answer to Twitter.

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Take the derivative and set it equal to 0.  The derivative describes the slope of marryable girls, and when that is 0 (meaning not going higher or lower) you know you've found either a minimum or maximum.  Plug that answer back into the original equation to determine whether it's a minimum or a maximum.  Calculus to the rescue!

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Fireworks of course

Hire a couple of guys to shoot of fireworks everytime you leave a building.  That way everyone woman around will be forced to notice you and learn just how important you are.

After a couple of days, you should have a big enough stalker army that the women will shoot off the fireworks for you and you don't have to hire the guys anymore.

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Hmmm... are you wealthy? Do you have one foot in the grave? 

My mom is cute. She isn't chinese, but she is short and brunette. I can teach her Ni Hao. You don't even have to buy her an iPad... she thinks technology is the devil incarnate. But you have to be wealthy and... yanno... (see above).

 

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shenzhen louhu district(check my spelling but it is where the train station is) you will find many girls waiting to marry you for the right price.

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Are you interested in quantity or quality ?

If quantity, get your wallet loaded and go near the train station in just about any city in China, and look for barber shops.  But please, do bring your own profilactics, local ones are too thin and useless....
Or go to any KTV at the city of your preference and wear a T-Shirt with the words "SUGAR DADDY" on it.
Or use this site, and look at the sections "SEEKING MEN" or "OUTCALL SERVICES", choose those you like there.

OR pay my way to where you are, and I will pimp for you (and me too).

In a more serious tone now, are you really looking to get married, you sure sound like you wish to get laid only.

TedDBayer:

I'm really disappointed in the number of women that approached me, perhaps because I was rarely alone. When I was alone, I had pimps and women almost chase me. After awhile I could spot the pimps hanging around and just side step them.You do realize I'm posting sarcasticly.

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Yes, I did, or better yet, I highly wished you did. The question did not fit some of your previous posts. I am glad my assestment was right.

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I have got just two words for you.  These two words will solve any and all problems in China.

Throw money.

When you understand the true gravity of those words, then you will understand how to get anything in China.

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I have to disagree with John …
I think you would have more luck if you taped money to yourself and ran around the streets yelling “Am rich need a wife”!!!!

The Chinese girls I know don’t like men who waste money by throwing it away.

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I joined a Chinese dating site. I have 1000 letters from women 18 to 55.

sammah:

FYI - those 1000 letters are received by 1000 guys like you.

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Put a thick sock in your pants. Not the back, the front!

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Just buy a Benz and hold the key in your hand whenever you talk with a girl. 

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You can hang out with me, Ted, and pick up the ones following me.

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In your dreams...

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hire prostitutes, at least it'll add to the crowd

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eChinacities will launch a dating application in early January that will allow foreigners on this site to communicate and date with thousands of Chinese who use SinaWeibo and are interested to date foreigners.  eChinacities users can redeem their points ( 800 points ) for a one-month VIP membership on dating application that will feature you on eChinaDating and communicate with the Chinese on SinaWeibo in English.  There are already more than 20,000 Chinese users on eChinaDating database with personal profile for you to review and select once the application is online.

Come on, earn more points on Answers!

GuilinRaf:

I have a question, I started with E-china dating but at some point it became "world friends". ? Are they the same?

12 years 17 weeks ago
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kchur:

Good, that should clear out a lot of the "How I find girlfriend???!??" threads from this site. Honestly if you are a foreigner in China, AND you can't find a girlfriend SO you turn to the internet, you deserve full segregation.

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GuilinRaf, it will be a totally different dating application from what was on this site. This site is China specific and is developed and managed by eChinacities staff. Admin

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GuilinRaf:

Good to know, thanks for clearing that up..

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