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Q: How do you kill a bug that is bigger than anything you have ever seen before?

These bugs are gigantic! I don't know whether to swat them or worship them! I haven't yet been to Africa or Australia, bu I can't imagine their bugs being any larger!

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Two ways

 

1) Step on them

2) open the windows and let them breathe the air

Hulk:

They've adapted to the pollution.

 

They'll just get deformed and become immortal colossi.

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My default method of extermination is a quick whack with a bathroom slipper/sandal.

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A can of deodorant and a lighter.

Nessquick:

yeah, well tested in our young times ... 

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Give it a drink of tap water.

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This we call animal cruelty, you know ? 

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Treat it as a tennis-ball.

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Draw a circle in the middle of your apartment, strip off and challenge it to a fight to the death (knifes only). The winner takes the apartment. I once did this when I lived in Hunan. I now live in Shanghai. It was an epic battle and I'm still bitter about it, but I guess he just wanted it more.

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On taobao.com you can find things to protect yourself from giant bugs.^^

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Related!  Check Mr Spoon - he da man

monster spiders

 

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