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Q: I plan to get high with a woman from Yunnan how do we start a joint bank account
My future wife's name is Shen Jingbing.
I want her to have my American address but I can' find a way to reach her because I'm stoned!
I live In Miami Florida and I trying through the Chinese
Consulate Chicago to reach her.. They have no way to find her! Do you know how o reach her?
We love each other. Or at least the weed.
Dick (Hulk)
9 years 9 weeks ago in Relationships - China
Not sure how to help you but I would like to put this into the answered section to attract attention from more experienced people here that may be able to help! Just a guess - In China the word "high" (一起“嗨”起来） means to get happy/ have a great time , so the consulate staff may not have understood why you need a bank account for that?
Hulk:
I need it to have enough money to purchase 4 whole marijuanas. Can you teach me?????
laowaigentleman:
@hulk
I don't think a "marijuana" is a unit of measure. Brush up on your stoner nomenclature with a Cheech and Chong movie first, at least!
Scandinavian:
...."4 happy endings" would be a unit of measure, I think Mrs Hulkette is spot on in her use of marijuanas
Not sure how to help you but I would like to put this into the answered section to attract attention from more experienced people here that may be able to help! Just a guess - In China the word "high" (一起“嗨”起来） means to get happy/ have a great time , so the consulate staff may not have understood why you need a bank account for that?
Hulk:
I need it to have enough money to purchase 4 whole marijuanas. Can you teach me?????
laowaigentleman:
@hulk
I don't think a "marijuana" is a unit of measure. Brush up on your stoner nomenclature with a Cheech and Chong movie first, at least!
Scandinavian:
...."4 happy endings" would be a unit of measure, I think Mrs Hulkette is spot on in her use of marijuanas
I saw this question several times before getting the pun - JOINT bank account. Yea, I'm a little slow sometimes... probably has something to do with the joint room I shared with my roommate in college 
