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Q: Just what did the Chinese Emporer do with 3000 wives?
Doesn't it make you wonder what you'd do if it was you?
12 years 17 weeks ago in Health & Safety - China
I would say he had a lot of sex with different women.
Then he died happy.
Or died from the clap.
Either way my first answer stands.
Have you ever seen the weird Japanese game shows were some old man tries to slide a bunch of girls in bikinis? He basically did random stuff like that everyday. I'm sure he even broke them up into teams and whoever was the most creative didn't have to partake in the day's events.
I like the mountain of babes pile on idea, how about make a big slip and slide?
The emperor had a big kitchen. Lots of cleaning to do.
But seriously, marriages more often than not were political alliances. Marry the daughter of an influential family and you'd get valuable support for your rule. That being said, I have my hands full with 1 woman. I can't even imagine what kind of headache I'd get with 3000.
TedDBayer:
dunno, at least one has to be not mad at you at some time. Then there's the competition, they'd fight amongst themeslves instead of you.
They were his insurance policy. If his "wife" didn't produce a male heir, he had 3,000 other chances to get it right. Continuing the dynasty was of the utmost importance and that could only be done by a male heir.
He built a house made of women, slept on a bed made of women, on which he had sex with women made of women.
He was a pretty cool cat.
Actually, it was terrible! Can you imagine, coming home late after having hoisted a few beers too many only to face Three THOUSAND angry wives, all yelling at you for being late and drunk...?
Remember, women in groups tend to synchronise their menstrual cycles... and, even if they didn't, that'd still be about 100 having a REALLY bad day - could you pick which ones?
