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Q: No military career for you....

....if you're too fat and you w@nk too much.

 

shanghaiist.com/2017/08/24/too-fat-for-pla.php

 

Imagine having to tell people why you failed the physical.

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that one ol' boy in the first pic could just sit on the enemy,,,,, don't even need a rifle 

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The PLA is a joke, so this doesn't really matter. 

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http://shanghaiist.com/2017/08/24/too-fat-for-pla.php

 

Too much masturbation and video games makes Jack a poor soldier. 

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that one ol' boy in the first pic could just sit on the enemy,,,,, don't even need a rifle 

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Fat kids should be the one controlling the drones. You don't need to be physically fit to drops bombs on sand monkeys or anyone else for that matter from 1000's of miles away while sitting at a desk.

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The US army has fat boot camp, soldiers eat salads for every meal and prune juice and exercise before and after every meal. They usually lose 30 to 50 pounds in an 8 week training camp. I knew an enlisted man master sargent that ran the program in Missouri.  I really hated prune juice when I was a kid.

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Recruiting officers must be checking skin on the palms of the potential recruit's hands and determining fap time per month. I trust they wear gloves and have zhainan strength hand sanitizer at the ready.

Which raises the question, was there a blind study performed on spotty effeminate basketball playing computer gaming chaps completed recently?

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I see my answer suffered deletion.
Guess admin cant join the military

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My limited understanding is that the Chinese military is very picky about their recruits. Basically they have to be in obviously good shape, but cannot wear eyeglasses or any other very minor problems. They can be picky because China has such a huge population and how many soldiers do they need? Militaries, like everything else, now revolves around more about technology than brute strength or strength in numbers. In America, if you are between 18-30 or so, but especially younger people, unless you are retarded or something really wrong with you physically or mentally, they will take anyone, but again, America is everywhere in the World. China, not so much and China isn't at war with anyone.

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A: I'm prepared to give the guy some slack. He asked a few shifty questio
A:I'm prepared to give the guy some slack. He asked a few shifty questions in 2012 then went dormant for 5 years and suddenly appears asking newbie questions. A bit suss but who knows, he could just be a moron. Benefit of the doubt given.

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