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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: ways to piss off a Chinese guy or girl?? lol
They are much teh same as other culture. Be disrespectful and face the wrath or respect them and the mutual share will blossom into a well being relationship
Tell them that Chinese food is terrible, especially compared to Western cuisine.
Tell them Chinese rice tastes crap, compared to Thai, Indian, Cambodian or Japanese (though save the last one for people you REALLY wanna make mad!)
Tell guys they have small 'jiji'.
Tell girls you love them, then never call them again.
Do all those, and pretty soon you'll be the most hated man in China! (Congrats)
how about telling ti Chinese that they look like Japanese?? i guess this is a cool way..
hahaha .......... wow Mr ludovico ! i think these things you mentioned them are right.. but instead of pissing them. i think keeping or having relationship is much better... but anyway if for pranks and fun you are doing it........ so there are many ways to piss off the chinese....... just say bad things about them and do not apprecitate them or cheer them up if they doing something good or nice.. if they ask you some questions give a negative reply or passive response.. change the facial expression like an anger or boring type guy, sooner or later they will be pissed......
once it happened with me i had a female friend, she was student , she wore a t-shirt and shirt upon it, she asked me whether she was looking cool or not, [for fun] i just said not and few words-not apprecitating her stance. the very same moment she went back to the room, changed her dress and told me she is busy and after that she have not met me again .......... [hahahaha] i think i really pissed her off........
The easiest way to get anyone made from any country in the world is to openly and vulgarly insult their culture...works every time.
Tell them that China is a backwater, third rate, hicksville country who's only achievement is the mastering ability to copy, but never to innovate.
Where's China? China who? What's that then? Is that near Taiwan?
"you japanese?' 'china no have chinese peepole!" 'only japanese , you japanese!'
Insult their grandparents - particularly grandmother.
How about - "green tea tastes like grass"... I've said that a few times (about some of the tea I've had here), and they get a little protective.
GuilinRaf:
Protective and even pissed! I can and do drink tea on occasion but it just does not wake me yp the way coffee does in the morning. In the past, when some of my students or colleages would ask me why I did not drink tea in the morning and I told them why, they would get hurt, sad and even offended. Now, I just smile and say "old habbit".
As you would with any other human being, get personal.
It's not like there's some special way to do it than any other race.
It seems the Chinese people must have got under your skin somehow, or maybe you're just some sort of racist...
I'm not sure about here but I know the term 'yellow' was a big insult to people in general.
GuilinRaf:
Actually Bonita, if we call someone "yellow" in the west, that usually means he is a coward.
Sing the Hong Kong "Locust" song when they tell you they're planning on traveling somewhere overseas lol
From the moment you're not praising the country or drinking the kool-aid, they'll get pissed.
I think you're turning Japanese, turning Japanese, I really think so
why would you even post a question like this?
it only shows you are not well educated and you are probably a racist.
bonita8187:
what's wrong with me digging this up? it doesn't show me a racist at all. and didn't you just comment my answer? if you think i'm the racist then hell you are one too.
nevermind:
Because you're throwing the word around so liberally I thought I would too. I just find it strange that you would go so far back into the archives to find something to complain about.
bonita8187:
i happened to see this post and i wrote down my opinion, what's wrong with that? and you don't think its strange that you actually comment me back?
kchur:
The problem is that it's a dumbass opinion about an obviously funny thread.
bonita8187:
It's not a dumbass opinion. As a Chinese, it's difficult to not be insulted watching a group of foreigners brainstorm how to piss us off. I understand the thread is meant as a joke, but seriously, could you blame me for being defensive? If you started a thread entitled "ways to piss off black people"....you don't think people would find the thread racist?
kchur:
The other days I was in an elevator to my apartment after a hard day of work, and all the people started screaming 'laowai' and 'waiguolao' and whistling at me like a dog, and laughing their asses off. Chinese people try to piss me off for a laugh every day. I bet I could find you a thousand threads on Chinese websites bragging about harassing foreigners. I've seen them plenty of times before.
Go fuck yourself. I'm so sick of the Chinese double standard. Chinese do anything they fucking want, and we have to kowtow to their every little whim and precious emotion.
Seriously, fuck off.
nevermind:
" I understand the thread is meant as a joke, but seriously, could you blame me for being defensive?"
Yes we can, and are, blaming you. Get a sense of humour. If someone posted a thread entitled "How to piss of Canadians" you'd have every Canadian in China joining in and making fun of themselves.
bonita8187:
kchur, trust me, the reason people hassle you...is NOT because your a foreigner. It's because your a loser. nevermind, you should be the person to start those threads. "how to piss off canadians", "how to piss off americans" ect. I think managing those threads would be a good use of your time. I stand by my first comments:racist and uneducated...both of you
jus enjoy your time here and don't try to piss of anyone here doesn't matter who is he where he is from.......