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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: What the best way to cheer yourself up in China?
Not a BCD, just a bad day in general.
10 years 26 weeks ago in General - Other cities
Vodka and action movies.
mArtiAn:
Vodka and action movies? That's terrible advice to give a person who's reaching out for help. Terrible advice. It's Jack Daniels and porn this man needs. Jesus.
Scandinavian:
Isn't Action and Porn the same
Types of TV entertainment
Drama : Pizzaguy rings doorbell, hands over pizza, gets paid and leaves
Action : Pizzaguy rings doorbell, for some reason has no pizza, action starts
Porn : Pizzaguy rings doorbell, for some reason has no pizza, action starts
mArtiAn:
You forgot 'Romantic Comedy': Hugh Grant arrives with pizza. Meg Ryan answers, mArtiAn appears from nowhere and kills everyone in the room.
Scandinavian:
@martiaN: Yeah, typically it never gets that far. I can't tell Hugh Grant from Vin Diesel so I would usually have tossed the telly from the balcony even before it get's to show Meg Ryan. "Romantic Comedy" is a genre where prior to release the movie gets lots of press because some actress like Jennifer Aniston is SOOOOO NAKED in the movie, and you know it is going to suck because A) she isn't B) the money it cost to get the actress to show a bit of naked elbow blew the writers budget.
loud music till the neighbours come and only tell them ting bu dong nyhehe or just pretend they say nice music and say xie xie and close the door
always funny and makes me happy
Drop everything. Assume a "fuck-it-all" attitude. Take a break. Walk away from the shit. Stroll down a leafy street, smoke a cigarette, flirt with the girls that pass you by on the pavement. Do a little jig. Stop in at a sidewalk cafe. Order a coffee and a brandy. Look up at the sky and be thankful that it is blue. Go home. Turn on some good music. Call a girlfriend. Get laid. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day. Look back at yesterday. Guaranteed to cheer you up.
mArtiAn:
Or if you're feeling alternative: Drop your pants. Assume a "fuck-‘em-all" attitude. Take a shit. Walk away from the shit. Stroll down to a brothel, smoke a bong, fart at the girls that pass you by on the pavement. Do a little coke. Piss on a sidewalk cafe. Order a brandy, a double brandy and a large brandy. Look up at the sky and be thankful that it is the made of margarine. Fly home. Turn on some Ravi Shankar sitar music. Call a call-girl. Get stoned. Go to the moon. Wake up the next day and go back to sleep. Look back at tomorrow. Guaranteed to fuck you up. But at least it’ll get your mind off the BCD.