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Q: What Chinese food gives you the most and worst gas?

Give me your favorites mates so I can serve it up in generous servings every time my in-laws come over to send them a bloody message that they have worn out their welcome back at year two of weekly visits every Sunday morn. We have had only one bloody weekend to ourselves in the last six month and none of the bloody fools even want to learn the sport of rugby.

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It'll have to be the Chongqing hotpot, the one with an inch of oil on top! Gas coming out top and bottom! Plus you'll be running for the loo double time!

DrMonkey:

Baked bean hotpot sounds like a winner

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louischuahm:

Yeah, beans'll do the trick as well. For good measure, add a ton of onions! That'll send the stomach into an epic churn! 

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I understand the tragedy, but sorry, I can't help. I don't eat Chinese food.

May I suggest instead to just slam the door to their face next time they dare to show up on Sunday morning?

 

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At shaokao, grilled onion and some grilled garlic, add some chicken wings with tabasco sauce and try eating any vegetable they have at the shaokao place. After that have a glass of milk with cookies at home.

Anyway if ur in-laws are chinese you won't keep them away with some f*rts as much stinky they are.

Actually I think they're chinese since now you're acting like them, I mean, not talking straight. C'mon just be nice and go straight to the point, 1 or 2 weekends per month they're allowed in ur place, whatever you allow now get used to it for the rest of ur life.

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Every single one.

But most, i guess, are the baozi

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The pickled cabbage (sauerkraut) type vegetable eaten mainly in the North East but obtainable practically everywhere called suan cai 酸菜. 

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Just really burn all the food

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Bean and eggs are the deadliest combination.  But I am really curious...What did your inlaws do to you to deserve such a fate?

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