check my avatar for the answer

and change your question to

if had a car in China LOL

Some suggestions for Chinese bumper stickers...

"If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk! Really!!!!"

"Kiss My Big White Plate!!!!"

"If You Can Read This, You're More Literate Than 90% Of The Population!"

"I Brake Because I Don't Know The Difference Between The Pedals!"

'I swerve and hit people at random.' Either that or one on the back of my e-bike saying 'Back off. Baby in top-box.'

Here are some more suggestions: 

"If you can read this you're too close"

"Smile if you're Gay"

"Read this: 8===D(ummy), Quit sticking your junk up where it doesn't belong!" 

"To all you virgins out there...thanks for nothing"

My other car is a QQ

driver is deaf , so use the finger not the horn

You had me at Ni Hao.
Boy Toy.
No spitting.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

I have the body of a God,,,, Budda.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

My other ride is your Mom.

Wo is me.