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Q: Why shouldn't you Piss off a Chinese Girl?
A Chinese man has died after a woman violently squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a dispute about parking.
The 41-year-old woman tried to park her scooter in front of the 42-year-old man's shop so she could pick up her child from primary school in Haikou City, Hainan, China News 24 reported.
When he refused to let her park, a verbal argument escalated into a brawl, with the woman's husband and brother coming to help her.
The woman then grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them until he collapsed on the ground.
He was rushed to hospital but later died
can you top this story?
makes my eyes water just reading it
12 years 3 weeks ago in Health & Safety - China
I count myself luck then. The worst I've had is a Chinese girl I was dating that was out drinking with her friends, saw me enter the club with two laowai (males), and get pissed off enough because I was out without her that she bit me.
I've had my passport thrown out a train window, school documents ripped up, 10k diamond rings thrown into a sewer trap, threatened to have me deported the list can go on for a long time.
GuilinRaf:
Sounds about right. Lots of posturing and then lots of nothing. Glad you were not the exception to the rule!
Jíliú.hé:
jonus you scare me and i will not be responding to your profile after that
ok I was not planning to respond any way but really
Check P*nis removal" in wikipedia, and you will see a LOT of terrible anecdotes HERE IN CHINA!!!!
If your girlfriend wants to tie you up, RUN!
TedDBayer:
I read that 2104 cases, while Thailand had 100 cases in 7 years. Maybe there is a market for kevlar condoms and underwear?
Jnusb416:
Wow, that was...disturbing to read. I can understand being angry, but to cut it off? That's rather extreme. It seems like quite a few women got only 4 years of jail, and were fairly successful because they flushed it down the toilet. Worth it? Is there a worse way to permanently ruin a man's life?
Shining_brow:
Surely they could at least sell it as a TCM medicine??? Sheesh, think people!
GuilinRaf:
Usually, when the ladies are slicing and dicing men's "holy of Holies" they are not thinking commercially, nor in terms of profit...
Just my observation.
On the other hand, that would make quite a "gift" for the prudes back home!
Me: Here you go, a little something from China!
Friend: Thanks! Um, what is it!
Me: Human P*nis Wine....
TedDBayer:
what you have observed this? did it hurt after they reattached it?
My girl friend apologized for loosing her temper at me in Thailand, I never noticed she was angry,, didn't tell her tho. I've read about the temper and asked her if she has one,, again no answer...
I find it hard to believe that squeezing testicles can kill a man, maybe a Chinese man, besides why would you let someone do that ? Ordinarily i wouldn't hit a woman, but if it came to getting her to let go,,maybe,,,OK for sure.
GuilinRaf:
If she did not answer , that means that you are walking with a thermonuclear warhead on a hair trigger timer...
Hope your last will and testament are all in order....
TedDBayer:
Na, write her in and I'd never wake up,, death by cunnilingus. No questions.
GuilinRaf:
Waitaminute!
WHY is SHE mad at YOU??!!
She got to do EVERYTHING she wanted but now says that she was mad at you? WTF??!!
TedDBayer:
I treat her good, I'm generous, she is poor. I don't demand, I don't order her. I ask what would she like and go with it,,, she got angry because I treat her like a 'pet'. I'll have to start beating her, but I want a wider belt. Is two and a half inches is regulation size ?
GuilinRaf:
Not sure of the recent law.
One hundred years ago, you could beat your wife with a stick provided it was not wider than your thumb ("Rule of Thumb").
I think you mentioned you are a big man, so.....
TedDBayer:
I buy broken iPads cheap and tell them to be careful with it as i wouldn't buy another one. factory refurbished also good source, just buy unfixed
The only reason I can think of is because that lady can have potential Chinese Connections. The kind of connections that would make you want to watch your back 24/7. But of course if your in the right then there isn't anything to worry about because good always conquers over evil!!
HugAPanda:
You are a eunich living in some beijing dungeon who's only experience with the outside world is through google, right?
I don't know... I've seen some pretty pissed off western chicks that the toughest men would fall to their knees.
Of course, I've never gotten that pissed off. Ya'll are crackin me up.
GuilinRaf:
I had an uncle who was detached to a New Zealand fighting unit during World War II (Oh No! Now I am bringing in WWII!!) He always said that these guys were tough
There was this one guy in particular that he admired. It was said of him that he was scared of no man, scared of no jap and would walk up to the devil himself and ask for a light.
Anyway, my uncle was telling one of his American buddies about this guy during leave. Not knowing that the guy was hearing him, he paraphrased it saying "there is no one and nothing in the world that scares this guy."
The New Zealander interrupted and corrected him, saying "Not true. God as my witness, the only person I fear in this world is my wife...".
