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Q: How to seduce my foreign collegue?

8 years 18 weeks ago in  General  - China

 
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If you are looking for a quickie just wear something revealing, flirt, and tell him you want to.... If you want something long term don't even bother because he will realize quickly that you are an immature attention seeking green card hunter. If you just wanna get laid though it should be easy.

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A blow job here should do it

icnif77:

You should be send into the 'program' for this post. surprise

'Siberia' type of the program, see flick 'The Way Back' 2010. 

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I'm pretty certain this is not the only reason ;-)

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 'touche'

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You don't need to seduce men, they're like cats, show them a fish and they'll bite. You got any fish?

Sinobear:

"Tuna fish, pure tuna fish"

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can tune a piano, but.....

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Sinobear:

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make it think..."

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A bird with no hands is worth two with no bush.

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You can try to find a common interest to break the ice.

With any luck, he might have a strong interest in pumps. You can try showing him photographs of your favorite pumps on your laptop. Start a conversation about practical applications for pumps, revs per minute, fluid displacement rates etc. You could even offer to spend a day with him at a pump manufacturer. The opportunities are boundless.

Why not give it a try?

Viki87:

I can't let him know my pump business. He is still a collegue though. Lol 

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Kaiwen:

You don't need to tell him you have a pump business. Just tell him that pumps are your hobby. Tell him that you are a big pump enthusiast. Lots of western men like a good pump too. You never know. You might have something in common.

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Lots of western men like a good pump too. What kind of pump are you talking about?

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'My pump pump much better than your pump (can) pump'angel

 

That's from my diary, 'How good is your pump?' part....

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I’m not going to take fitness advice from someone who is terrible shape and I would encourage you not to ever listen to advice from someone who has never successfully seduced their male colleagues (unless you are looking for a recipe on how NOT to act).

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If you are looking for a quickie just wear something revealing, flirt, and tell him you want to.... If you want something long term don't even bother because he will realize quickly that you are an immature attention seeking green card hunter. If you just wanna get laid though it should be easy.

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What grown woman needs advice from other people on how to "seduce" a guy? I ask this question out of genuine curiosity, this stuff isn't rocket science. Ask him if he wants to go for dinner and drinks tonight and the rest should figure itself out.

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I spoke to Chinese woman today in my Santa's outfit, and she said: 'My English is not good...'.

I replied: 'Your English is much better than my Chinese....angel'

 

We're in agreement, that we should teach each other. 

 

Real beauty, so I'm not certain if my Chinese will advance...that fast.

I can't tell more, 'cause this is a private matter from now on.

mArtiAn:

I respect your discretion, a courtship should be private, it is a beautiful, most precious thing. Just tell us about the sex, ok?

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icnif77:

Sex is sex. I'm looking for the mental satisfaction, so .....

I think, I should be a diplomat or sumtin'. I know, I'm bad....

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tell him doggie want a bone

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tell him doggie want a bone

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crazy frog song

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Ur music repertoire is extensive ....

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take him out to dinner and drink some red wine mmmmmmmmm then eat strawberries with melted chocolate mmmmmmmmm,after dinner you go back to your place mmmmmmmmm drip hot chocolate on each others bodies mmmmmmmmm oh baby oh oh then do a little dance make a little love get down tonight.

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Stop pimpin' you all angel.

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Carthage Must Be Destroyed...

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decided to try the European server for world of tanks
the Asian server users play harder but the Europeans are better sports men
wish i could take my tanks with me when I change servers
looking forward to try the north American server later on

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What about playing tank of world?

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Wiggle your curvy butt as you walk past him or perch yourself on the corner of his desk while asking if he sees anything he would like 

Viki87:

He doesn't want to have anything to do with me. I tried to ask him out twice but he refused me. I competely give up on him.

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SpongeBob:

2 times? Most sales people fail for 3 times and it is the 4th time they asked someone to buy that started to make sales. Majority of people give up on the 3rd try. So Viki, you need to figure out what he wants and why he doesn't want to have anything to do with you. see who are the competitors and set some traps and drag them down. When he falls madly in love with you, nothing else matters! 

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Spiderboenz:

Maybe he reads ECC. 

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Viki87:

I am weak when comes to relationship. If a man doesn't want me,I don't continue.

Guess I am just bad luck with man recently.

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However reply to double post twice, should be imprisoned and pay hefty fine....

Hotwater:

I was pint scoring like you! Admin never gets rid of double posts so it's up to us to slowly clear them up. 

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icnif77:

They always take leave of absence for NY. There must be laowai in the cards.

Scoring pints? See this:

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It looks like I did some software changes @ 'titties'. Un-intentionally, of course!

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6 pints for automatic login per day. I logged-off once.

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It's a new year !! Find a new hobby, Viki!

Stop writing these kind of ridiculous questions over and over ! 

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