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Q: Isnt porn illegal in China?
Google wasnt working as usual, and I was looking for a picture. Went to Baidu, typed Game of Thrones and its all screenshots of tits ass and balls. Pretty much anything you type on Baidu is going to show a bunch of tits. I dont get all the censorship to keep foreign smut out when any 8 year old with a cell phone can see boobs on Baidu without even trying.
Pornographic materials, according to Law 2.25cm of the People's Repubic of China, says that any gross, disgusting and fantastically oversized representation of (non-cartoon, comic or manga) breasts beyond an A-cup or a penis depicted over the Chinese (above) average on the world scale of 2.25cm is not to be viewed.
Furthermore, The PRC wants to dispel the myth of the female orgasm, the myth of prostitution at KTVs and reinforce the need for mommy's approval of any potential future partner.
On your phone, go to baidu pictures. You don't even have to do a search to find tits....just scroll down.
Conclusion: the internet laws are working perfectly
Wait what. There is porn on the internet now. What will we see next.
Just because something is not allowed doesn't mean it won't happen. As long as it is not targeted towards the party, it will be tolerated.
ScotsAlan:
If it were not for porn, the interweb would probably not exist as we know it 
Yes, and smocking under a "no smocking" sign is illegal, as illegal as driving a car on a bike lane, for example. China is super hard on the rule of the law, martial levels of orders and all, you didn't know ?
You can find it on the net, but you need to think up novel descriptions.
"Russian watersports" might work.
In fact, almost anything containing "Russian" will get you a link to something.
That's what I have been told anyway 
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Yeah, this really annoys me, i like porn but I like to see porn when I want to see it. If I am trying to make a ppt and I need some pictures. I usually go to google, since they have been disrupting google thanks to the anniversary of something I have to use baidu too. It is useless for most things except finding porn when you don't want too and watching pirated films (surrounded by more adverts for semi-porn like websites).
Baidu image section, when you type the following keywords
* "japan" => 3rd image is a guy being sodomized by a dog
* "russian" => naked girl !
* "french" => beheaded guys with penises in their mouth
I just got my meal, so I stopped there
Robk:
I thought you were joking and that the great Chinese Google rip-off... I mean Baidu... couldn't be THAT retarded... so I checked those out.
And I was proven wrong... so wrong, in fact... it is even worse than Dr. Monkey describes lol.
Basically when you type in Japan - you get a guy being raped by a dog and Japanese sluts and pictures of naked Japanese girls...
When you type in French - you get what Dr. Monkey says AND STILL Japanese girls naked or not wearing anything...
China has GOT to be the most retarded country on the planet. They can't even steal search engine code properly... LoL... let's all embarrass China and tell Chinese co-workers to type in "Japan" and "French" on Baidu and then on Yahoo/Bing/Google and then ask them what the hell is wrong with China...
mike695ca:
@robk ive tried , it doesnt work. Theu are almost prideful. You see? China is great! Boobs everywhere!
Shining_brow:
I did... the girls come in pretty low on that search... but what are those pandas doing???
You don't need to watch porn in China. Local girls have a foreign fever, smile, speak English (even broken with a Russian accent) and you get a girl or two in your bed tonight.
It should be! The quality of Chinese porn generally sucks. This market rightfully belongs to the Japanese.
Who needs porn with the way people dress in public , just walk in a mall or sit on a bus you will get plenty of things to see whether you want or not.
They can't make porn in China, you need at least 3 minutes. One of my fluid extraction technician friends could finish a guy before I could walk next door and buy a coke.
mike695ca:
But your in canada. Next door could be hundreds of miles away.
You should fill your boots now. Visit as many brothels as you can while google is down. Your wife can't track your android phone 
Iphone guys need to go home at the normal time:-)
I did notice that PornHub has been unblocked for a week or 2. 
Also, my fake DVD lady that I go to has a mad stack of Japanese AV in her shop. When she sees the cops she hides it under the desk. Always see old guys looking through them.
