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Q: The Right Way to Troll (?)
Before I leave this site permanently (and the crowd goes wild), I just thought I's share an absolute 24K golden nugget that I found on the 'greasy spoon':
"I think the current situation is fine. Over 1 billion Chinese are living happily with the current website infrastructure. We as foreign teachers can get along fine as well. I am from America and I use services such as WeChat, Weibo, and Youku. They are very efficient and entertaining. I don't think many foreigners will leave, because overall China offers many cultural and economic opportunities for those who obey local regulations and customs. Many people are complaining for nothing."
And the orgasm continues:
"Wages are already quite high for foreign teachers compared to local teachers and other workers. Local salaries are very low. Local teachers often make approximately 2,000 to 3,000 RMB per month. So our salaries are not bad at all. The difference is that Chinese are good at saving but we as foreigners often waste money. The real issue is not salaries. We should live more frugally by shopping at local markets, eating common Chinese foods, avoiding taxis, and other lifestyle changes."
I could just frickin' cry over how beautifully those passages are put together! Oscars all around! Although the darker angels of my nature say it's a fur-in-ear posing as a wumao.
Now the "newbies" on this very site can look at the above and faint because their wumao abilities are so horribly deficient compared to the Grand Master above.Guoxiong/Janosik - you are not worthy! Blellow...you are not not worthy!
Why can't ECC attract this caliber of wumao?
"...but we as foreigners often waste money..."
Hilarious. We are decadent foreign devils.
Scandinavian:
hey, I just wiped my butt with a 100, will I now get butt-flu ?
I would argue there is no wrong way to troll !
You are correct. This is Nobel Peace Price material. Someone please give this wumao a friendly tug job on the house. Send him a warm beer. I certainly hope his insight into the world will provide him endless joy and happiness.
Where to start on this?
AMERICAN POLITICS!
The stupidity. Today, the left wing libtard are saying that Clinton fans posted child porn on pro Bernie facebook sites. The pro Bernie sites were removed.
Is that true? Probably not. Just over enhtusiastic pro clinton fans.
But was the NY vote rigged?
Of course
The real shame of course, if that the Huff post are now saying the emailer server issue is a problem.
whocaresreally:
This is going to blow up really messy. The FBI will leak all the information and break the law if politics stops the prosecution of this scandal, which will create a watergate scandal to wipe Nixon from the history books. Trump will win and reinvestigate the matter with a new attorney general which will cause the Black saviour a heart attack on his pitiful legacy. He may actually have to cut a deal with the republicans to avoid being dragged into the mess and throw her under the bus. The best solution is she goes for VP and hopes Bernie dies in office and Bernie gives her a presidential pardon if by some miracle he wins. Bad Karma here, the wicked witch Hillary was kicked off the legal team that investigated Nixon for violating ethics rules in handling evidence and fabricating evidence and now she is getting the payback. She has become what she fought.
"...but we as foreigners often waste money..."
Hilarious. We are decadent foreign devils.
Scandinavian:
hey, I just wiped my butt with a 100, will I now get butt-flu ?
Even something as obvious as that will have posters arguing that they are legit.
The best way to troll is to go into a Dance Club in a third tier city in China, start flailing madly on the floor, and try to teach the locals this is "the new big thing".
-Then ganbei with local petty gangsters and flee the next morning...
